The Black Bra (funny :) )

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Recently a fellow SewingMama (Christine of CoverdByDesign) got this funny email and decided that it should be passed on to the group.  I have got to say it made both me & B laugh pretty hard!

The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’

7 Responses

  1. Jeannine
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    I am so glad you posted this. Me and my husband, sadly married now 16 years, had such a great laugh. Thank you.

  2. Casey
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    haha. seriously funny!

  3. Pam
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    That is just so funny, I haven’t stopped laughing yet.

  4. MamiiX2
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    hilarious. i got this in my email as well.

  5. Tracey
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    Thats is such a funny story!

  6. swapna
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    I never comment on any blogs…but your blog simply is simple and interesting that i had to write to you… Im yet to start blogging , if i start one ,its because i got inspired by you. Keep up the good work!

  7. ash
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    hmm very funny. i would like to add this in my website

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